GIRLFRIEND = MBA

LOOK AROUND U GENTLEMEN, (ESPECIALLY THOSE R SINGLE). THEY SAY LIFE IS AN MBA...I SAY A GIRLFRIEND IS A FULL TIME MBA. GUYS WITH GIRLS CAN TURN OUT TO BE GREAT MANAGERS, SOME POINTERS WHY...

MARKETING - TO GET THAT ELUSIVE GIRL U HAVE TO MARKET YOURSELF PROPERLY,I MEAN PACKAGING THE PRODUCT ... THE WORKS, NICE SCHEMES AND INCENTIVES TO GO WITH IT... AND THAT PRODUCT IS YOU MAN!! AND YOU'RE SELLING YOURSELF TO YOUR DREAM GIRL (MAYBE SHE'S NOT YOUR DREAM GIRL BUT U STILL GOTTA SELLU KNOW).

FINANCE - THE BIGGEST OF STUMBLING BLOCKS (ESPECIALLY IF YOU R ON ALLOWANCE). DON KNOW HOW GIRLS MANAGE TO SAVE UP, FOR THOSE OH! SO EXPENSIVE DATES. GUYS AREN'T THAT GREAT AT MANAGING FINANCES, BUT A GIRLFRIEND TEACHES U THAT, HOW TO KEEP YOUR SINGLE FRIENDS HAPPY, BY GOING ON BOOZE BINGES AN YET SQUEEZING THAT MEASELY ALLOWANCE TO GO ON DATES WITH YOUR GIRL.

HR - AS ANY GREAT MANAGEMENT GURU WILL TELL U, U HAVE TO KEEP PEOPLEHAPPY FOR PROFITS... SO WHAT IF YOUR GIRL HAS A COUPLE OF EXTRA POUNDS ON HER, U HAVE THE DIVINE DUTY TO MAKE HER FEEL THAT SHE ANAROXIC... THAT PIMPLE OR THAT BLEMISH MAY BE NOTICEABLE TO HER BUT YOU SHOULD BE BIND TO IT.

TELL YOU WHAT... NO MBA COURSE COMBINES ALL THESE HEADS UNDER ONE COURSE. BUT HEY WHO'S COMPLAINING, THE BENEFITS ARE JUST OUT OF THIS WORLD ;) .