GIRLFRIEND = MBA

LOOK AROUND U GENTLEMEN, (ESPECIALLY THOSE R SINGLE). THEY SAY LIFE IS AN MBA...I SAY A GIRLFRIEND IS A FULL TIME MBA. GUYS WITH GIRLS CAN TURN OUT TO BE GREAT MANAGERS, SOME POINTERS WHY...

MARKETING - TO GET THAT ELUSIVE GIRL U HAVE TO MARKET YOURSELF PROPERLY,I MEAN PACKAGING THE PRODUCT ... THE WORKS, NICE SCHEMES AND INCENTIVES TO GO WITH IT... AND THAT PRODUCT IS YOU MAN!! AND YOU'RE SELLING YOURSELF TO YOUR DREAM GIRL (MAYBE SHE'S NOT YOUR DREAM GIRL BUT U STILL GOTTA SELLU KNOW).

FINANCE - THE BIGGEST OF STUMBLING BLOCKS (ESPECIALLY IF YOU R ON ALLOWANCE). DON KNOW HOW GIRLS MANAGE TO SAVE UP, FOR THOSE OH! SO EXPENSIVE DATES. GUYS AREN'T THAT GREAT AT MANAGING FINANCES, BUT A GIRLFRIEND TEACHES U THAT, HOW TO KEEP YOUR SINGLE FRIENDS HAPPY, BY GOING ON BOOZE BINGES AN YET SQUEEZING THAT MEASELY ALLOWANCE TO GO ON DATES WITH YOUR GIRL.

HR - AS ANY GREAT MANAGEMENT GURU WILL TELL U, U HAVE TO KEEP PEOPLEHAPPY FOR PROFITS... SO WHAT IF YOUR GIRL HAS A COUPLE OF EXTRA POUNDS ON HER, U HAVE THE DIVINE DUTY TO MAKE HER FEEL THAT SHE ANAROXIC... THAT PIMPLE OR THAT BLEMISH MAY BE NOTICEABLE TO HER BUT YOU SHOULD BE BIND TO IT.

TELL YOU WHAT... NO MBA COURSE COMBINES ALL THESE HEADS UNDER ONE COURSE. BUT HEY WHO'S COMPLAINING, THE BENEFITS ARE JUST OUT OF THIS WORLD ;) .

IN DELHI

IN DELHI, WITH KAUS.... MET SHREYA TODAY AFTER ONE AND HALF YEARS, KUCH LOG KABHI NAHI BADALTE. AND ITS REALLY DIFFICULT TO CHANGE GIRLS, SAME GOOFINESS, SAME IMMATURITY, SAME INSECURITIES... ITS NICE TO SEE SOME PEOPLE DON CHANGE,REMINDS U OF THE OLD TIMES. THANK U SHREYA OF REMINDING ME OF THE GOOD OL' TIMES...

THIS TIME DELHI IS FULL FUN AND NO WORK, MEETING UP WITH OLD CHUMS, MET JOHN YESTERDAY, DABA KE DAARU PI AUR FUN KIYA, KAUS WAS ON CALL WITH MADAM SO COULDN MAKE IT.

JOHNNY NAHI BADLA, THODA MUSCULAR HO GAYA HAI PAR ABHI BHI WAISA HI HAI. BATALLION KA DOUBTFUL CHARACTER HAI...

BAAKI BAAD MEIN...

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WHERE AM I?? WHERE AM I HEADING?? FOR WHAT AM I LIVING?? WHO'S THIS PERSON SITTING NEXT TO ME?? IS HE WHAT HE SEEMS TO ME?? DOES HE MEAN WHAT HE SAYS TO ME?? IS THIS LOVE REALLY TRUE?? IS IT GONNA PULL ME THROUGH?? DO MY FOLKS REALLY LOVE ME?? OR AM I JUST A LIABILITY THEY ARE OBLIGED TO CARRY?? WHO AM I?? WHAT AM I GONNA BE?? WILL THEY LOVE ME EVEN IF I AM NOTHING?? WHY DID SHE LEAVE ME WHEN SHE SAID SHE NEVER WOULD?? WHY DID THEY HURT ME WHEN THEY SAID THEY NEVER WOULD?? ARE MY PARENTS PROUD OF ME?? ARE MY FRIENDS HAPPY TO KNOW ME?? AM I JUST A LIBILITY ON ALL OF THEM?? IS THIS LIFE JUST A PAIN THAT I'M GOING THROUGH?? WHY DID THEY HAVE TO TREAT ME THAT WAY?? WHAT DID I DO WRONG TO BE LEFT IN THE FRAY?? WHY DOSEN'T MY FATHER UNDERSTAND WHAT I SAY?? WHY DOES HIS WORDS HURT ME THIS WAY?? WHY DO I STILL LOVE HER WHEN SHE'S GONE HER WAY?? WHY AM I STILL CRAZY BOUT HER WHEN THERE'S NOTHING THERE?? WHY DO I HOPE WHEN THERE IS NONE LEFT?? WHY DO I CRY WHEN NO TEARS LEFT?? WHY DON'T I JUST DIE WHEN THERE'S NO HOPE LEFT?? WHY DON'T I JUST DIE WHEN THERE'S NO HAPPINESS LEFT?? THOSE EMPTY SMILES, IS THIS WHY I EXIST?? FEEL DEAD INSIDE DON'T KNOW WHY I EXIST??

 

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